Here There Be Dragons

bean-alchemist:

“Recreate any Game/Film/Album/Book cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

GOODBYE FRIENDS

thesylverlining:

ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.

tuiteyfruityundead:

fr3ntus:

waitingonmyraggedyman:

katiethesatanickiller:

cutwithyourkiss:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH

the division ones

tuiteyfruityundead:

fr3ntus:

waitingonmyraggedyman:

katiethesatanickiller:

cutwithyourkiss:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race

it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper

so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH

the division ones

the-fourth-kind:

EPIC!!
All iPhones since 2G to 5s, running the latest iOS the device support.
Witness the constant evolution

the-fourth-kind:

EPIC!!

All iPhones since 2G to 5s, running the latest iOS the device support.

Witness the constant evolution

cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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unclewhisky:

shewhospeaks2dragons:

shyghost:

when will i
get to bloom too?

This is a weed.

And it holds every child’s hopes and dreams.

"Weed" is a word for "plant I don’t know how to do anything with yet." But weeds, as a rule, are successful species. Because they can grow anywhere and they can live through anything.

So can you.

Be a weed. Grow, adapt, flourish, and don’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks of you because of how pretty or useful you are. You are. That is enough.

protectnatashahamilton:

jordannwitt:

You and me both, Pete.

#as much as i love the idea of peter being baby avenger#he has a gIGANTIC CAPTAIN AMERICA BONER#so petition for fic where peter becomes an avenger and encounters coulson#and coulson is like yOU! and peter is like yOU! and everyone else is like ????#and it turns out peter and coulson have been sniping each other on merch for years

boneycircus:

fauxcyclops:

morelikekanyebest:

only-ronnie:

i will never not reblog this

Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.

He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking

ninjaotta:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

i think i cracked rib from laughing omg

that-punny-person:

waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

You are my hero.

Each House Insulting Someone….

fezzesrcool25:

hogwarts-house-traits:

HUFFLEPUFF:

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RAVENCLAW:

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GRYFFINDOR:

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SLYTHERIN:

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the accuracy hurts.

keep-away-reality:

1st of September

keep-away-reality:

1st of September